okay Nintendo but consider this: i don’t have money

best pick-up line:

  • boy: I like musicals
  • boy: and I am straight
  • boy: and I will sing with you


*taps foot impatiently while waiting for someone to date me*

Free OREO™ day!


Just walk in to any store that sells Oreos and take some! Don’t even ask, just go to the cookie isle and take them! Keep it a secret though!

i don’t “dress to impress” i dress to depress i wanna look so good that people hate themselves

Regina Spektor

You are my sweetest downfall
I loved you first, I loved you first…