the-poe-catcher:

okay Nintendo but consider this: i don’t have money

best pick-up line:

  • boy: I like musicals
  • boy: and I am straight
  • boy: and I will sing with you

zackisontumblr:

*taps foot impatiently while waiting for someone to date me*

Free OREO™ day!

oreoofficial:

Just walk in to any store that sells Oreos and take some! Don’t even ask, just go to the cookie isle and take them! Keep it a secret though!

i don’t “dress to impress” i dress to depress i wanna look so good that people hate themselves

Samson
Regina Spektor
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You are my sweetest downfall
I loved you first, I loved you first…