deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

thepartyposse:

kohwala:

do celebrities even snapchat?

there has to be beyoncé rocking the quadruple chin out there somewhere 

  • Baby: u-u-u..
  • Mother: Umbrella? Are you trying to say umbrella?
  • Baby: U-uuu-u
  • Baby: UNLASH THE HARPOONS LADS

satanfictive:

there are serously people in this day and age who do Not Tip, they say “oh i don’t tip” like it’s a charming character trait. don’t talk to these people. dont look at them. these people should be required to tell their waitresses that they don’t tip before service starts. let the chips fall where they may

malefactum:

Women weren’t too hard to animate when Caterina Sforza gave Ezio a massage and then fucked him for 5 minutes of gameplay that didn’t further the plot at all

snorlaxatives:

i’m so popular at parties i make the best mixed drinks

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itsbetterthananal:

im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it

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christianborle:

i don’t want to watch movies i want to watch broadway